The Church of Clamism believes solely in the existence of one great being, The Clam Of the Summit. He is a great and
all powerful being that spews the lava of life and resides on the tallest summit on this earth so he can watch over his disciples.
How he got on a summit no one knows, but it was assuredly in a spectacular and moving way.
The clam is great, so are the members. Check out the rest of the site for more info about the clam and his
clamminess.
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